DoozieLife

I Cry Over Spilled Milk

It never fails.  As much as I ride the kids about not eating when they use the computer, invariably I am the one who gets bit in the as when I ignores my own rules.  Today, in a desperate effort to remain productive while feeding Troll Baby, I decided to have her sit with me on the couch while I fed her breakfast.  I guess she was a bit angry at my divided attention, so she sent the bowl of cheerios flying, right onto my new net book that was sitting on the ottoman.  Shit.  I Quickly turned the net book upside down in a kind of pup tent configuration, and turned to deal with the Troll.  Timeout.  While she sat in her timeout spot, wailing in true Troll fashion, I attempted the clean the keyboard.  As you can see, aside from a tendency to be a bit… sluggish, my keys are working fine.  Umm, I still have issues with “D” so forgive me if I refer to someone as a dipshit an it comes out as an ipshit.

Later, I decided to download some trial software, and ended up with a nifty little virus that disguised itself as part of Windows Security Center.  By the time I clicked on it and saw the words “Trial Version,” I knew it was too late.  A wonderful little nasty called Malware Defender had invaded my computer.  A rogue anti-spyware application, it prevented access the internet, so I couldn’t even download my software of choice, Malwarebytes’ Anti-Malware.  Luckily, I was able to log on to our other computer, and download it onto a USB drive, then install it on the net book.  Bleh.  What a pain in the ass.  I despise you hacker people who have nothing better to do than ruin the days of moms like me.

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